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Tað sær ikki altíð soleiðis út, men starvið sum løgtingsmaður og løgtingskvinna er ómetaliga stuttligt.

Hoyr bara her hvussu Føroya kosnu menn og kvinnur fáa láturkrampa ímeðan Heini O. Heinesen hevur orðið

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Altso eg havi ikki tað bleikasta ánilsi fyri hvat hatta har Uni Klax er fyri nakað. Hvat er planurin hjá hasin almennu búkunum ? Skulu tað nú byggjast universitet á hvørjum tanga ? Spurningarnir hópa seg upp.

Landið er í einari ringari støðu - har eru trupuleikar sum skul takast hond um, men tað eru tórførar avgerðir og tað tykjist sum at landsins bestu menn skúgva sær undan hesum avgerðum. Teir nýta orkuna at taka aðrar, meiri ella minni óviðkomandi avgerðir. Til dømis kunnu teir taka avgerð um ikki at mála Effersøe reyðan, ja, so mála vit hann ikki reyðan meðni. So langt so gott, men trupuleikarnir eru framvegis óloystir.

Ella at taka avgerðir um hvussu nógvur tollur skal verða á lokomotivum í Føroyum. Vit hava ikki brúk fyri nøkrum lokomotivum í Føroyum, so teir kunnu skíta á at seta nakran tollsats á lokomotiv. Hvat verður tað næsta ?

Tankarnir fjakka víða tað man sær hvat hasir apukattarnir fáa frá hondini. Eg minnsit Vanlukkuna i Phopal í India á sinni, tá battaríverksmiðan hjá eksploderaði og gjørdist ein sonn helvitismaskina. Tá goymdi tær seg undir sínum skrivaraborðum - hissini ræðuskítar ! Eingin skal hava skitið so smalt !

Mætir menn sum Elian Jensen í Sørvági høvdu blakað hasar døkkormsprýddu otangarna fyri borð og sett hælin niður.

Sum teir gomlu søgdu: Lortatunnan koppar tá streymurin er sum frægast, og tað ræður um at binda um heilan fingur.

Takk fyri meg - Eg orki ikki gronina í hasum skítstivlunum !

6/4/2010 3:43:50 PM

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Er tað The revenge of Imme Dam, sum teppibumbar allt føroyskt internet ? Hetta er tað reina blitzenkrieg við bæði líkum og ólíkum av ællum handa slagi. Imme Dam hevur sett Føroyar í fokking bad standing við sínum "Turn Your back on the people who do it in the backside" og nú eru vit í andgletti. Maddafakking sjitt altso !

6/15/2010 1:28:57 PM

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Altso eg varð ein biltúr við einum havnarmanni og so fríggjaðu vit eitt sindur, og nú vil eg alltíð spýggja um morgnin.

Og tá eg vil kukka, so fái eg so ilt i holið.

Havnarmaðurin varð nokk so harðligur, men hann segði at øll vóru líka harðlig, og at man altíð fekk ilt fyrstu ferð. Tað átti at verða so. Hann koyrdi í einum hvítum bili við 2 hurðum og ein klisturmerki aftan, har tað stóð Fantastiske Toyota og eitt annað har tað stóð B36. Hann varð í sólbrillum so eg sá ikki ordiliga hvussu han sá út. Hann hevi ikki skegg, men hár í nøsini. Er tað nakar sum kennir hann ?

6/24/2010 1:13:33 PM

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Eg ætlaði mær ikki at blíva uppá vegin enn og so slett ikki við einum manni sum eg ikki kenni, og um hevur hár sum stingur út úr nøsini.

Hvat skal eg gerða - eg fái maðk hviss eg ikki skjótt loysi hetta problemið.

Annars sá eg einar lekrar skógvar í SMS, tá eg varð í Havn og leitaði eftir hasum manninum. Teir vóru hvítir og svartir, og høvdu sovorðið golf mynstir. Og so høvdu teir eina reim runt um beinið. Teir høvdu riggað ordliga væl til mín reyða kjóla.

Annars ætli eg í konsert hjá hasum har Guy Pernod í August. Eg haldi hann er so sjeikaligur. Kanska man kan tosa við hann aftaná konsertina. Eg hopi ikki at tað sæst at eg eri uppá vegin tá.

Hvar er hasin Toyota-maðurin, nú vil eg hava fatur á honum, altso ! Hann skal geva mær pengar, eg tími at ordna allt sjálv.

7/7/2010 1:36:15 PM

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Hey tú góða, hatta skulu vit nokk finna útav . Eg dugi at fixa problemir.

Vit kunnu fara ein túr til havnar, og so skulu vit nokk lokalisera handan har b36-kúllin. Og so skal han fáa sær ein túr við bæði høgra og vinstra hjá mær. At seta ein b36-fidus uppá pláss er piece of cake. Og so fara vit aftur til Rituvík og har skalt tú fáa ein túr við bandittinum hjá babba. OK ?

7/12/2010 11:14:53 AM

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Hey hann sjálvur úr Rituvík, hatta ljóðar heilt OK. Bara eg fái fatur á hasum bartroginum og fái snakka nøkur borgarlig orð við hann.

Um tú vilt hølva hann fyri meg aftaná at eg havi tosað við hann, so er tað eisini í fínasta ordan.

7/13/2010 9:47:05 AM

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Altso eg má líka spyrja hvat tað er fyri bandittur tú snakkar um ?

Hvis tað er ein sum er síður og hongur frammafyri, so kanst tú gott gloyma tað.

Eg sigi sum vágagellan: "Koyr hann í lumman, eg skoyti ikki um hann"

Eg havi fingið nokk fyribils, og eg ætla mær ikki at blíva meiri uppá vegin, tá eg fari í koncert hjá hasum har Guy Pernod.

Over and out !

7/13/2010 9:59:44 AM

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Hov, hov, hon sjálv - kom líka niður á jørðina aftur !

Nakað fyri nakað - soleiðis funkar verðin nú til dags. What goes around, comes around.

Eg fari ikki til havnar at morða gronina sundur á onkrum fremmandum manni, uttan at fáa nakað "í skjáttuna" sjálvur. Hvat hevði tú roknað við.

Tak og hygg runt um teg. Eingin ger nakað uttan at fáa nakað afturfyri. Vit eru øll sum Páll á Reynatúgva. Same, same - simpulten !

Eg haldi at tú ert nakað bláoygd. Eg skilji væl at tú ert endað við "einum breyði í ovninum", óansæð um hann nevur hár sum stingur út úr nøsini ella ei.

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