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Fríggjadagsvittigheit: Hví er telda eitt kvennkynsorð?
Àrið er 1980, og orðið "computer" verður alsamt meira vanligt í Føroyum. Fyri at føroyska málið ikki skal vanskeplast av enn einum fremmandaorðið, heitir Málnevndin á tveir føroyskir málfrøðingar, eina kvinnu og ein mann, um at koma við einum tilmæli um hvussu "computer" kann umsetast til føroyskt. Málfrøðingarnir verða eisini bidnir um at koma við grundgevingum fyri teirra tilmæli.

Eina viku seinni kemur tilmælið frá mannliga og kvinnuliga málfrøðinginum. Tey eru ikki samd, so tilmælini eru tvinni.

Kvinnuligi málfrøðingurin heldur, at "computer" burdi verið umsett til kallkynsorðið "komputari", tí:

1. Fyri yvirhøvur at gera nakað við teir, skulu teir tendrast
2. Teir hava nógvar informatiónir, men kunnu ikki hugsa sjálvstøðugt
3. Teir eru ætlaðir at loysa problemir, men sum oftast ERU teir problemið
4. So skjótt tú velur tær ein, finnur tú útav at tú kundi havt fingið ein nógv betri, um tú bara bíðaði eitt sindur longri.

Mannligi málfrøðingurin heldur hinvegin, at "computer" burdi verið umsett til kvennkynsorðið "telda" tí:

1. Eingin uttan skaparin skilur tær.
2. Málið, ið tær nýta at tosa við aðrar teldur, er óforstáiligt fyri øll onnur.
3. Sjálvt teir minstu feilirnir tú gert goyma tær á harddiskinum har teir altíð kunnu finnast fram aftur.
4. So skjótt tú velur tær eina, endar tú við at brúka helvtina av tínari løn uppá tilhoyr til hana.

Í dag vita vit, hvat av tilmælunum varð fylgt...

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